-eating olives at 12:26 AM
-new day, new fuck
new day, new man.
-that's what i meant
-you're thnking "here we go" i'm thinking "i've already went"
-how can i hit on my tumblr crush without CREEPING on him. i just think he's the bee's knees! start a fan tumblr?
-is this meaning anything to anyone?
-fuck strangers fuck strangers fuck strangers.
-i'm on the same path right now that ended up in a suicide attempt. so like, let's try to not make that happen. YEAH I"LL GET RIGHT ON IT. You know. Is it disaster sex, or is it just sex. Just once, i'd like to meet someone IRL and make conversation and then maybe not have sex, but still know they're gay.
Basically i'd like to hang out with gay art hippies. (ooze doogie I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE GIVE ME A LAYER OF YORU SKIN TO COMPLETE MY ALTAR!)
I TYPE SO MANY WORDS BUT not sure if anyone reads this.
am i wasting my time doing this all online
i need a role model
i need a panel of judges, of role models, that i can run ideas by them. I've built them in my head.... i have... my parents, friends, a few work ppl. i need to make more gym friends. and by more i mean any. You know. wwhy couldn't that be a thing?
mostly i just want to hang around on couches with straight dudes and get stoned and watch terrible television.
Dudez of the world????LLLLL": diret me to your drug dealer
2 comments:
dont pretend you cant get pot in LNZ. thats like the pot motherland.
call me if you want to talk anytime! seriously! this is a real offer!!!
email tumblr crush? ask him a question?
give me five things that act as a laxative. DESPERATE.
ohhhh no.... me doing drugs right now is not a good idea. Don't enable me! just kidding, not going to put that responsibility on friends. I know it's not a good idea.... if it was around i'd do it.... but.... no.
There's laxatives, and then there's dedicating your food to optimal bowel functioning (cue your eye roll)
-warm lemon water first thing in the morning
-chew a bowl of beans/bean salad slowly, and swallow, obv.
-flax seed tea. (put whole flax seeds in pot, let boil then simmer... the seeds will sink to bottom, the tea will be a weird mucousy texture. drink at night at room temp.
-don't eat past 6:00pm
-if DESPERATE.... drink some Senna tea.... it's potent, so be careful and only drink a bit at night. I made the mistake of drinking it and i had like, diarrhea for the whole morning. It was painless, but still.
also, points for me for spelling diarrhea correctly, right?
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